I just saw a UFO.... I'm not kidding this is not a joke... I was talking on the phone, looking out my window.I saw two red lights in the sky a little ways off, I thought it was planes or helicopters... As they got closer I watched them stop completely and change direction... They were headed north/south....Suddenly they went east... Then after about ten seconds.. They stopped dead... Sat motionless and then went n/s again.. Finally as they got to about my house (generally speaking) they changed direction one last time.... Back to an e/w heading...I ten or my front door and watched them suddenly accelerate much faster than anything I've ever seen and were gone, no noise, no lights other than each having one red light....poof, gone