I was on my way home and had to pee . I live on a dirt road . When i turned off the main road and went a short distance up the dirt road I stopped and got out to pee . I looked down the road towards a neighbors trailer . Hovering over the trailer at treetop level facing me was a dark triangular shape w/three white lights , one on each corner . I thought to myself ( cool , so that's what a triangle UFO looks like ). The trailer was 70 or 80 feet long. the UFO was a bit shorter ( 50 feet ? ). I jumped in the car and sped to the corner by the trailer . When I looked up it had turned to my left and was slowly floating away . I could no longer see the white lights but now it had red tail lights like a car . The back of the craft looked like it had nine sections wide and two sections high . The end sections top and bottom looked like exaust ports . The next two sections top and bottom looked like red tail lights . Then the middle three sections looked like exaust ports .The width of each section was two to three times the hight . I thought ( I never heard about a triangle with taillights ). It moved very slow and (window down now )made no sound .I slowly followed it to my house and watched it go over the tree line as I got out of my car and went inside . I never thought to try for a picture , but it was between two and four AM and dark . So I couldn't have anyway .I went inside and said to my friend who was house sitting " I just saved my neighbor from a vicious anal probing ! " . I told him the story and we laughed . then the next day I told my neighbor . Then I never really thought about it that much after that . like it was no big deal . But now that I think about it now , it really was quite incredible . And I wonder why I was so sedate .