I went outside to have a cigarette like I normally do. It was about 10:35pm. I happen to look in the sky across from where I was standing. I noticed something in the sky with a 1 red and 1 blue light. It was moving from left to right. What caught my eye is the speed of it. It was incredibly fast. I watched it just for a second or two, and then it promptly, without appearing to slow down, change direction and move from right to left. I immediately thought WTF? A second or two later it again changed direction and moved left to right again, going about 3/4th of the say back along the way it came. And then it stopped dead in the sky and didn't move. About this time my brain didn't know what to think and I just stood there watching it. Then it dawned on me that it was coming towards me. It took me a few seconds to realize this, as it was dark outside. For example, in the dark, it is hard to tell if a car with lights on is approaching you. Distance is not easy to gauge in the dark. By the time I reacted, it (whatever it was) was not far from me. It was just beyond the hill that is about 1,000 yards from my house. I ran inside, leaving my slippers on the walkway. I did not hesitate. I could not tell if it had a shape because it was dark. The lights did not blink, but stayed on the whole time. I heard no sound. The sky was clear with no clouds. I have never seen a UFO before and was a bit freaked out. About 5 or 10 minutes later, I heard perhaps 2 jets in the sky. Airport traffic does not usually come my way. This cannot be explained by a traditional aircraft. They just do not have the ability to change direction like that or move that fast. It cannot be a bird, a plane, and it certainly wasn't Superman.