SIGHTING: SPRINGVILLE, MISSOURI (UNITED STATES)

Witness Testimony

"well me and my homies were in the backyard drinking a couple of beers when we heard a buzz and a beeping nosie and at the same time we saw some lights of different colors and some sort of an egg shaped hovering flying craft with windows and and looked like a boomerang at the same time a big red sigh on the bottom of it glowed and we saw it land in my front lawn with all 10 of my hunting dogs in the front i told my friends "get your $%^ guns and follow me to the front" i knew what to do cause i be playing that call of duty. i told my dogs to go in the house they attacked the "ship" or tryed attack but they took my favorite dog that i named after my self then baamm my gun went off. my 12 gauge remeigton shotgun was sliced in half by one of theyre lazer beams then shhhhoooosshhh they started floating in a upward motion my dog is still lost i dont know why they wanted hime. he wasnt very smart but he was a stone cold killer i was @#$%^ as everything just faded in my head it was like the world stopped and reality was changeing forms or some @#$% alimems been doing this to me for years with out a dout i know theyre looking and spying on me right now i dont know if they probed or tooked me to theyre ship to mate with theyre queen i dont i am a good looking guy thou but my dog is gone help fight aganst they sons of bitches plaese hepl me help them by killing them with my fist of fury if you see my dog just tell me looking for me on tweeter if you can. thank you for your convince -_- ps:dont tell the men in black because they came to my house before with theyre black cars and black suit."