D dSo I woke up and went outside to smoke a cigarette and there was this big huge yellow light in the sky northwest of me. I watched it for twenty minutes. It got bigger and then dimmer and at one time I sware it turned into a v. It moved up about two inches and stopped and then slowly went up. Then stopped. Then turned off. And I thought it was gone. Then bam it slowly came back on. It looks like it's looking for something. I sware at one point it shined its lights in my direction and it just seemed like headlights in the sky looking at me. Then turned away. It was really really bright. And wasn't a plane because it didn't move and when it did move it moved really fast in the sky. And planes don't turn their lights off. This is weird. I watch the skies all the time. My dad is a pilot so I always just watch the skies. I've never seen this. This was different. This was like a tiny sun. That could move faster than fast turn off and then vear up.((NUFORC Note: We are uncertain as to whether this is a serious report. PD))