SIGHTING: BEMIDJI, MINNESOTA (UNITED STATES)

Witness Testimony

"I was walking my dog, Rosie when all of a sudden I saw an unidentified flying object. It spoke to me and said look at the blue light in German, which is funny because I speak English but took German back in high school. The blue light was tingly and effervescent. I first noticed it because it was so big and blue (that's what she said). I said What the Eff cuz I didn't know what it was but I thought it was a UFO. It was blue and lightey and it moved back and forth really fast like. And it made me eat onions on my hoagie hut hoagie which I hate because then I taste onions for the rest of the day but I love onions just not in the middle of the day when I have to taste them the rest of the day that sucks. I really didn't want to eat the onions but they were delicious. stupid aliens!! I don't know how I lose sight of the object, maybe it was when I passed out from all the jack daniels I had just drank before coming out to walk my dog, before noticing that I wasn't walking a dog at all, but it was actually a blender that I was making jack slushies with. "