1. Staying at my grandmothers, Judy Chilham, estate. I was sleeping at the time in the seperate outhouse. I had been feeling uneasy, as if someone were watching me. I had trouble getting to sleep2. Suddenly, all was lit in the quaint country themed bedroom. Knowing that there was no traffic around for miles, it couldnt have been a car.. there was a tremendously loud "Whirrbigerringizeeing" sound3. I peered through my curtains, terrified of the possibilities. My mind raced and the only motorised vehicle i could think of to be making such mechanical sounds was my grandmothers 4th husband, jamerson's (who had passed away last month under most suspicious circumstances) prized John Deer Tractor. No one knew how to drive it.4. After coming to terms with the undeniable conclusion that it must be a UFO, i paid very close attention to its movement, it made circles in the sky, getting closer and closer, until i could see detailed engravings of the most peculiar nature on the rim of the UFO. Soon it stopped movement altogether and hovered above my grandmothers chicken coup. 5. Suddenly, i came to. It appeared i had blacked out for an unknown amount of time. When i rushed to the window, there was no trace of the UFO. The only reason i can find to account for my missing time when i was seemingly passed out, could have been caused by the UFO and its suspected alien passengers on board equipped with powerful telepathic capabilities.6. I blacked out so was not able to witness the departure of the UFO